I can’t tell you how many of these ridiculous things I see on my way to and from work daily.  You know what I speak of-those ridiculous decals on the back windshield prominently displaying the breeder’s happy family in stick caricatures.

In order to fit in, I have come out with my own line of infertile family car decals.

Hurray, order now, supplies are limited.

I have also cornered the market on Infertile Bumper Stickers, they are flying off my shelves like hotcakes…