If you don’t talk to your BFN Fisca-P-Stick about the dangers of beer swilling (fat ass, stomach and hips, unwomanly burping and of course the hang over)…
Betcha didn’t think I’d have to start worrying about her so soon, huh?
Perhaps, I shall take to facebook right now and put this photo up in order to show everyone how cute she is even when she’s plastered *and* to poll my friends about her punishment?
I’m tired of coveting everyone else’s BFP pee sticks, baby bump photos and newborns.
So now, you will have to envy me, because lookey what I got here…
I’m going to be suuuuuuccccchhhh a good mommy!!)
And here she is (after her first eh hemmn, ah…bath) and all BFN now-so it’s time to snuggle her in for her first nap!!