Shades of night are falling and I’m lonely
Standing on the corner feeling blue
Preggos out for fun
Pass me one by one
Guess I’ll wind up like I always do
With only….

Me and my BFN pee stick
Strolling down the avenue
Me and my BFN peeeeee stiiiiiiiick
Not a soul to tell our troubles to
But when it’s twelve o’clock, we climb the stairs
We never knock, ’cause nobody’s there
Just me and my BFN pee stick
All alone and feeling blue.