“Pregnant *In* Heels” my ass!!!

Perhaps…

“Pregnant With Elephantitis Feet and Chankles That Used To Fit In Really Expensive Heels But Now I’m Barely Able to Jam My Feet Into The Shoebox They Came In”

is a little more accurate.

This show is bullshit.  I don’t know a woman who is in the 3rd trimester who can pull this off unless they are buying shoe box sized Louboutin’s with their pre pregnancy sized heels hidden away in their closet-apparently right along with their intelligence.

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