Oh-I see you did chromosome testing on your baby before embryo transfer so we can skip the blood draws to look for chromosome abnormalities in this pregnancy but still do the First Look Nuchal Translucency Ultrasound so that we can get our first detailed look at his anatomy…

“…but wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out to be a girl??”

Ummmm no you asshat, it wouldn’t be funny-as that would mean the baby I’m carrying isn’t MY baby because they would have had to transfer another couples embryo back to me for that to happen-it would actually be *completely* devoid of humor-it would be a fucking nightmare.

Cue the crickets….