unsuspecting women who over share with the internet and are so ignorantly blissfully (just barely) pregnant they can’t seem to frame a photo of their “bump” or without realizing that they have a ton of distracting SHIT in their background.
A lot of real bad home decor.
Clean your house and then take your picture to post up for the world to see you idiot.
p.s. Yes I know this is very bitter of me.
p.p.s. I don’t give a fuck, I’ve had a horrible weekend, I am not pregnant, I have a clean and well appointed house (because I saved my ass off to prepare to have a family before actually trying to get knocked up and YES that makes me better) and I also have great photo framing skills so fuck off if you don’t like this.
This one’s great-you have to click on it so it enlarges to get the full effect-her mirror is covered in spittle and streaks. Perhaps we can try to market that “effect” to the next version of photoshop-” human spittle toothpaste and floss debris effect.” I think it will be quite popular.
Trashy-literally is that a bag of trash in the back ground on your bed???? Or are you moving in a hurry? WTF? p.s. How old are you??
I don’t even know where to begin with this one. The disheveled bed? The shit ton of junk on the dresser? Or perhaps the sheet for a curtain?
This one I loved because she titled it “after breakfast” when I think the more appropriate title should be-“instead of cleaning and I have real bad taste in decor.”