This clinic does IUI’s differently than our previous place.  We have 2 appointments this morning, the drop off and then the IUI.  They need an hour to prep the “family members” or “swimmers” as one might call them for the actual IUI.  So they had my husband arrive there at 8:15am with his sample.  I will head over for the 9:30am IUI while my husband is already in his second meeting of his work day…which if course is exactly how babies are made!

This was our texting from this morning….


(Hubby): The swimmers are in the pool.  Love you.

(Me): Ummm does that mean you dropped them in the toilet??

(Hubby): You’ll never cut it as a CIA agent.

(Me): Just as long as you didn’t drop the jizz cup in the toilet.